“La Bonne Mère” for calves made of concrete
It’s true that climbing up to Notre-Dame de la Garde is no easy task, especially when you’re dragging along an unmotivated teenager. But once you’re up there, even he can let out a “not bad” at the breathtaking view over the whole city. If walking scares you (or if the idea already gives you aches), opt for the little tourist train that climbs to the top, and if your teen has the “seum” to see a little train (because “it’s not a baby anymore!”) you can always take the 60 bus to the Vieux-Port, which will take you right up to the foot of the steps.